Monday, July 07, 2008

put ham on 5 and hold the...

Mayonnaise


You tend to be a very quiet, introverted person.
You're happy to sit back and let stronger personalities shine.
You value loyalty and harmony. You try to bring people together.

Your taste in food leans toward simple comfort foods. You love holiday meals as well as old school favorites like mac and cheese.
You get along with mustard and ketchup personalities. You have an unlikely alliance with hot sauce personalities.


yes it's been a very, very long time since i've posted a quiz, and in belated honor of one of our more picnic-happy holidays (you know, the red-white-and-blue one last friday), i thought this condiment quiz was appropriate. i saw some of the options ahead of time, and for some reason, i knew i would be mayo...

speaking of red, i showed my patriotism sunday by turning my left hand (and part of my stomach) extraordinarily rosy when i poured boiling water over them. for any non-american readers, no, this is not a traditional celebration. i was trying to make tea, and in a freak tupperware accident, well, you can guess the rest. i promptly got it under cold water (and several times), so actually it's just mildly sensitive/pink today. only my pinkie finger is crabby to type, but thankfully there's little cause for q and z.

p.s. anyone who gets the movie quote in this post: i love you to infinity

11 comments:

Capricorn Cringe said...

To infinity and beyond! ... but that probably wasn't the quote you had in mind.

You don't have to love me. No one else does, either. ;)

heather said...

hah! but i like your movie, too. sequel wasn't as good though.

Pandababy said...

Bless you! Glad it wasn't worse.

I'm not often tempted by the "what *** are you" - but this one is too camp to pass up - I'm off to find out if I'm a sweet pickle relish:)

Pandababy said...

Oh, this is very funny. I'm mayonnaise too.

heather said...

oh that IS funny. i wonder which one of us is the light version.

gs said...

I don't usually take time for tests -- I've been super-duper busy at work lately, putting in eleven-hour days -- but this one piqued my curiosity. I am (supposedly) salsa. It sounds good on paper :) --

You are an extremely outgoing and vivacious person. You are quite tolerant and open minded. You rather accept people than judge them. Adventurous and unpredictable, you have the reputation of a daredevil.

Your taste in food leans toward very spicy and exotic dishes. Whether it's thai food or an extra spicy mexican meal, you're into the hot flavors. You get along with hot sauce personalities. Everyone else, not so much.

heather said...

nice work, spicy man! i'm glad the condiments are a hit with the masses.

Lynne said...

I took the quiz and it falsely tagged me as "hot sauce". Perhaps because I prefer bachelor/ette parties mixed with paintball??

But then, I think paintball should be combined with lots of things (like driving the Banfield, for example).

I'll take it again, and hope for Mustard or Ketchup this time...

heather said...

maybe you live in the wrong area, lynne! i think they combine paintball with driving down in northern california. ;)

Mir said...

I'm salsa. But I disagree with the last line: "You get along with hot sauce personalities. Everyone else, not so much."

I've never met a condiment that I didn't love. Especially mayo.

heather said...

leave it to you, princess, to be uber-salsa!