the elves have spoken

i have been certified fit for duty in the areas of

• Code of Business Conduct
  
• What you need to know about E-mail

although i passed with flying colors, here are some things i learned before passing the exams:

• What E-mail Is (and Is Not!)
  
• It's never a good idea to send a funny e-mail to coworkers.
  
• E-mail messages are a virus's best friend.
  
• Don't send any message that you'd be embarrassed to see on the front page of the newspaper with your name on it.

and that last one is why i'm so glad i have such low standards. i don't care, plaster my wiseass messages all over the paper! i'll just laugh.