i just went to the bathroom and someone made their own version of a toilet seat cover, using toilet paper. i know this because half of it was still left on the seat. but the best part is that THERE WERE PLENTY OF PREFABRICATED TOILET SEAT COVERS 18 INCHES AWAY.
why the fuck do you need to roll your own? and leave them there for me? oh and leave the remnants (of what are obviously your previous fucked up attempts at toilet seat creation) scattered about the floor?
i love people.